“A byte and an integer are sitting in a bar showing off to a hot ArrayList.
They’re telling her stories about how cool they are, but she’s plainly bored. After a long time of this, the byte and the integer at last get the hint and leave.
A String who was sitting in the corner comes over and says to her, “hey – were those two primitive types giving you a hard time?”
She says, “Yes! I guess they’re nice enough, but well, they just had no class!”“